Weekends in the mountains are weird like that. And a three-day weekend that involves a plane ticket, two races and a soaking pool that you could consume alcohol in was enough to make me forget a lot of things. Namely that I had any life outside of three dudes, an extremely green forest and a shit ton of rain.
Did I remember my swim suit or am I wearing my underwear? The world may never know. |
SPRING BREAK '99!!!! |
Benson State Rec Area: Excited as one can possibly be at 3:58am. Photo: Paul Nelson |
You can feel it in the air: today is a great day to finish something. Maybe that's actually rain, but whatever man. Photo: Paul Nelson |
*Sidenote: I have been legitimately sick with a head cold ever since the race. REGRET NOTHING.
I guess I would find that out soon enough, but for now, things were looking to be on the up and up. The first 12 miles clicked right by, as every step required my utmost concentration and attention. There were four of us of the female variety running basically together – a woman in orange right in front of me – two that I could identify as women by voice right behind. I had no way of knowing where that put us in the grand scheme of things, but the chick in front looked fast, so I felt good about myself. Not that I cared... but I probably cared.
We hit the 2 or 3 mile road section (does it matter?) and something super weird happened. I began passing people. One… two… three… four… I think by the end of it, I’d passed a good six folks and dropped the pair behind me. Not the woman in orange, though. She took OFF and it was one of those I’m not even mad, I’m impressed things. You see, I was wearing one of those new-fangled GPS watch-a-majigs, which I’d never used before (additional example of my questionable decision-making skills) and it used its witchcraft to tell me I was clocking 7:50 pace uphill. Maybe that’s not so weird for you speedy folks, but that is SUPER weird for 'ole mountain legs over here. I will definitely remember to do a 12 mile warmup before my next 5k. Which will be never.
I was excited for this next section, as I knew roaring Elowah Falls was waiting for me less than a mile out of the aid station. And now, after almost 2 1/2 hours, there was just enough light in the sky that I could actually begin the sight-seeing portion of my adventure, which as you recall, was the main point of entering this race. Dom is probably confused by this statement, as my behavior at the first aid station indicated anything but tourism as my chosen activity. I suppose snapping, “WHERE IS MY BOTTLE?” or more specifically, “YOU HAD ONE F***ING JOB.”* would indicate that I may be in the world championships of waterfall running. But I assure you this was not the case, at least not to my knowledge. I mean, this would definitely be the place to hold such a thing, were it a thing, but even then my behavior would be questionable.
*Sorry, Dom.
ELOWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Yes, we run across the bridge.) Photo: by me, during the 50k |
I pulled into Cascade Locks, mile 21, needing to drop my headlamp, change out my handheld and drink my PowerBar Recovery Mix. I did exactly one of these things. Leaving the aid, I felt thankful that my friend Andy was there with my bottle, immediately frustrated I'd forgotten to take off my headlamp and entirely convinced that I would never rely on Dom to crew me at an ultra ever again.* In retrospect, this seems quite dramatic, given the fact that I wasn’t supposed to be racing, but you know what they say: we women never say what we mean.
*Again, sorry Dom.
Given the absolutely glorious scenery surrounding me, I forgot about my rage in a matter of seconds. You guys, there was SO MUCH MOSS. The Columbia River Gorge is now officially the greenest place I’ve ever been, and I loved it. I love the way green glows in the sunlight. I love the way green smells. I loved the on and off rain that kept the green glistening. I really loved all the sections of green rocks, even despite the challenges they posed underfoot. Before long I had reached another waterfall (yawn) and began picking my way up another climb. I also began to realize where yet another challenge of this course may come, in addition to the technicality and cumulative elevation change. It was all 100% runnable. I was nearing the turnaround point, and there was nary a spot I’d hiked on the way out and nary a one I’d noted as a possibility on the way back. Straight running this amount of miles was likely going to take its toll at some point, and I tried to start mentally preparing for that moment and how I'd work through it. To distract my mind from pending doom, I made bets with myself on when I thought I’d see the leaders pass on their way back. 5 hours I thought… 5:15 maybe – I wondered if it were even possible for anyone to break 10 hours, given the 50k times the day before. Either way I’d owe myself a beer, and I never shirk on my debts.
Proof of green-ness.#nofilter #blessed #thighgap Photo: Kimberly Teshima |
It was. Guillaume came tearing down the next switchback like a furious freight train, excuse me - like the delightful Paris Metro, and I threw out my hand for a quick high-five. I immediately regretted this decision due to my limited but adequate understanding of velocity, and quickly pulled my hand back to ease the blow. ALLEZ! ALLEZ!... and he was off. I was filled with pride for my friend, and motivated to do what I do every Tuesday morning - just try to stay as close as I can to the guys.
“Oh, hey panda…” said a voice, trotting back up the trail. Dom decided he would run with me to the next aid station, and I decided I would not be mad at him for failing at the first two. He still had three chances. I’d been running by myself pretty much all day, so I wasn’t quite sure if I actually wanted any company, but then again – running with Dom is usually quite fun. Sure enough, we began chatting away and my good day was magnified – we began passing people again, and were sure to give everyone a unique compliment, above and beyond the standard “lookin’ good.”
“Those shorts really compliment your ass.”
“Hey, cool hat, bro!”
“Dom, why don’t you grow a REAL beard, like his?”
That last one made us a new friend. We passed a ferociously bearded Josh Fuller from Seattle, but within a few minutes he and his manly face-fro settled right back in with us. For the remainder of our journey to Wyeth, the two men talked about drops and stack heights and the 110v2 (turns out Josh shared our experience of working at a running store) and I sang a wicked mash-up I’d created of Pharrell’s “Hunter” and “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac. They were also successful at photo bombing all of my G-Tach and Paul Nelson specials. See below:
Dom steals my thunder and my outfits. Photo: Glenn Tachiyama |
Josh gives the bro-hand on the Bridge to Terabithia IRL. Photo: Paul Nelson |
The most perfect product placement-y photo of all times - can you spot the 3 logos of my 3 awesome sponsors? Hint: Suunto is not one of them. Photo: Paul Nelson |
I felt like I was still running quite well, but all of the sudden I caught another runner in my peripheral. Awww man, I was about to lose my game-day record of passing-not-passed. (Another arbitrary game I made up. Additional beers were wagered.) Turns out it was Dom, and it now made sense why he had used the bathroom while I was in the aid station. I wasn’t aware that he planned to go back out on the course, but fortunately, his training goals would be to my benefit.
The next 8 miles were super, super fun. We sang. We laughed. We savored the amazing scenery. I ate. He fell. Our friends smiled and high-fived as we crossed paths on the out-and-back. What Dom lacks in aid station organization, he certainly makes up for in my absolute favorite company. All sins were officially forgiven and mentally, I was solid. I told Dom I'd continue to run at this semi-comfortable pace until the last aid station and then push it in hard for the last 10-12. This seemed reasonable, since my legs seemed to be holding up just fine.
What was not exactly holding up any longer were my eyelids. The rigors of awakening at 2:30 am were upon me, but fortunately so was a package of PocketFuel Cold Brew Coffee (Thanks, Tim!). A zing asketh; a zing receiveth. Said zing carried me right into the Cascade Locks aid station, where I was boisterously greeted by Billy, GINGER! and Kimberly. I took down some more recovery mix, switched to a stocked bottle and headed out, now having only a third of the race to go and still only 5 minutes back of third. Even if something awful happened, I knew I could gut out 21 miles. Doing my best to ensure that the awful would not descend, I asked Dom to leave my loaded handheld at the last aid station, knowing full well he thought he could get to the finish to see Guillaume AND get back in time to crew me. They say ultrarunning is all about learning from your mistakes, but I take it one step further. I also learn from others.
Dom demonstrating a request perfectly executed. 1 out of 5 ain't bad. Photo: Billy Yang |
Hey guys, remember Elowah Falls? Photo: me, during the 50k |
Even though the road section had been kind to me, I was not looking forward to it this time. It did, indeed, hurt, but remarkably I was still holding an 8 min/mi pace or better. I reeled in two more runners, and looking back on the long stretch, I couldn’t see any of the folks I’d passed. I was still gaining, and I really believed I could catch third if I kept this up. I hadn’t lost any time in the last section, despite my low period, so I was particularly encouraged. And there, right before the turnoff to the trail, she came into view.
Only problem was that "she" was pacing a dude – not in the race. So I pressed on, reasoning that if I just ran a bit faster than I/we had been, I would make up the time. I pressed a little harder, catching yet another runner. Invigorated, I reached a twisting descent and pressed harder still. By the time I ran down to the final aid station, I was completely sure that I would hear that third had just left.
“Five minutes."
Really? I guess it hadn’t occurred to me that maybe third was trying to catch second and was unknowingly mirroring my every surge. I had no idea what was going on up there, so I just resorted to what I always do: not worry about it. Besides, there were a lot of waterfalls in this section that I had missed in the dark morning and I WAS on a sight-seeing tour after all. There were a lot of other folks out sight-seeing as well, and I marveled at how accommodating they were to moving aside in a pretty rapid fashion and allowing me on through. I had honestly assumed I was going to need to rely on my finely tuned hiker-dodging skills, forged on the switchbacks of Chantry Flats, but they were rendered useless. Dear Oregon: you’s good people.
This happened. Photo: Glenn Tachiyama |
Sight-seeing, not racing, REMEMBER? Photo: Paul Nelson |
*me
You guys, I was going to finish. For the first time in over a year, my body had not failed me. I took care of myself, I pushed when I could and for once, that was enough to complete the task at hand. And not just as a long training day as planned - I had actually put together a pretty gosh durn good season opener. This, with no specific build for the race as a goal, and no tapering, save for cutting back on the vert a bit. This also with a sprained big toe (no joke) which created pain on flexion and a nagging spot in my arch for the entire duration of the race. Without realizing it was happening until the last 20 minutes of a 12+ hour day, I had run a pretty perfect race. Happiness literally engulfed me.
I look pretty serious here, but regret nothing, as it resulted in a very legit looking G-Tach special. Photo: Glenn Tachiyama |
*Note to self: learn how to use fancy watch
Down, down, down, crossing the tourist stop in front of the famed Multnomah Falls… covered in mud, a little blood and breathing hard. Down the bike path, past a couple taking wedding photos. Along the highway, dodging trash. A left turn, and I was there. High-fiving James at 12:37. An 11 minute PR on a race scheduled entirely as a fun building block.
And the official end to a very unfortunate curse.
The famed Multnomah Falls/mile 61 Photo: me, during the 50k, when I almost missed Dom... shhhhhh:) |
Leaving the wonderland; heading for a beer. Photo: Dominic Grossman |
The official breaking of the curse. Photo: Billy Yang |
TECHNICAL DETAILS:
Shoes: NB 1010v2 – perfect choice; also worn by men’s winner, Guillaume Calmettes (in women's purple, nonetheless)
Socks: Injinji Compression (mainly for avoiding poison oak)
Fuel: Breakfast of PowerBar Protein Plus bar + Yerba Maté, then 25-30 PowerBar PowerGels + a serving of PowerBar Recovery Mix every 10-20 miles. Also used one PocketFuel Cold Brew Coffee shot, and had a few small cups of Coke and Ginger Ale. ZERO BONKS.
Experiment: I tried taking a 24-hr PPI (Prevacid OTC) before the race to hopefully help with the puking problem I have. It worked! My stomach felt great, my digestion was fantastic, and I only puked in my mouth a little a couple times, but it didn’t even bother me.
New Gear: Suunto Ambit 2. Haven’t ran with a GPS unit in years and didn’t even know how to use it, but I think I like it. I may even join Strava… time will tell.
POST RACE:
I finished feeling relatively in tact – actually wishing the race was 70 miles. That would have been an ideal distance for me. Couple cuts, no bruises, no injuries, no new poison oak, no chaffage. Broken handheld and torn jacket are the only casualties. Legs are feeling good; but unfortunately I caught a wicked cold that has been making training really awful. Looking forward to ramping up to a nice block of training of 3-4 weeks over 100 miles, then a short step back and racing Bishop High Sierra. While I really like the 100k distance, I’ll probably stick to the 50 mile, as the out and back on a jeep road is super boring. I have standards, people.
THANK YOU RAINSHADOW RUNNING FOR AN AMAZING DAY!!!!!!!
THANK YOU NANO PT (aka MICHAEL CHAMOUN) FOR HELPING ME WITH MY WEIRDO BIG TOE INJURY!!!!!
Eating wood-fired pizza, drinking local brews and dancing to The Pine Hearts. James knows how to put on a race! Photo: Andy Pearson |
Oh wait, this one is better. Photo: Andy Pearson |
To New Balance, PowerBar and Injinji trifecta teammates - Brandy Erholtz who won the women's 50k only 6 months after giving birth; and Dominic Grossman 3rd in the men's 50k during his 7th straight week of training over 100 miles/week. Y'all are nuts.
To my fellow Southern California compadres: Guillaume Calmettes, entering beast mode supreme and winning the 100k, Dave for an amazing first 100k, Billy and Ethan for great 50ks, Andy for conquering your asshole achilles and 50k-ing it, and Pedro for gutting out the 100k. 100% finishing rate on a course that claimed a great and many souls. Proud 'a ya!
Dom and Andy after the 50k/the last known photo of Andy's "injury beard." |
Finally, if you did not get enough waterfall-ness via photo, I highly encourage you to watch this video from Ethan Newberry, aka The Ginger Runner: